Ruining Your Childhood: Let’s Discuss Mort

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Undeniably one of the central recurring figures of the acclaimed series ‘All Hail King Julien’, Mortdecai, or Mort as he is fondly known, has etched a special place in viewers’ hearts. His character was initially introduced in the notable ‘Madagascar’ film franchise and later made significant appearances in ‘The Penguins of Madagascar’. Mort is celebrated for his unique squishiness and immense likeability. Donning an ostensibly innocent charm packed with an irresistible dose of cuteness, he is a character whose prominence has steadily grown over the years.

Mort is a beloved little character, known by many. With his massive fan base, many would die for this little guy… even though in reality he is a very intricate older gentleman with a heavy past. So bear with me here, I am going to dive straight into this with you! Try to remain open-minded okay?

However, beneath the surface of this affable character lies a trove of undisclosed facts that may very well astonish you. With a firm resolve, I’m here to disclose the unvarnished truth about Mort and his real identity. Brace yourselves, mates, as your perception of Mort might take a drastic shift post this revelation; you may find your fondness for him increasing manifold, or, quite contrarily, your liking for him might experience a significant dip.

Firstly, let’s delve into his species: Mort is a Goodman’s Mouse Lemur. Interestingly though, he’s only 40% mouse lemur. Mort has nonchalantly mentioned in passing that his father was a bear, and his DNA is an eccentric cocktail of several unrelated species, including traces of sawdust and wood chips. His genetic makeup also reveals traces of starfish DNA, which explains his gills and his remarkable ability to regenerate his head. But the surprises don’t end here, folks. Mort also has some spider DNA, which gives him the incredible ability to spin webs.

Known and loved by countless fans worldwide, Mort’s adorability often overshadows the fact that he is actually a complex older gentleman with a rich, and at times tumultuous, history. So, hold tight as we plunge deeper into Mort’s intriguing backstory. I implore you to remain open-minded throughout this exploration.

In the spin-off series “All Hail King Julien: Exiled”, it is revealed that Mort hails from a near-immortal species that possesses the ability to absorb the life force of other ‘Morts’. This peculiar ability endows them with multiple personalities.

This intriguing power has given rise to ‘Smart Mort’, an alter ego and a version of Mort from a different multiverse where he is a genius. Mort has also absorbed the life force of his own grandmother, who now resides within his consciousness.

One of Mort’s most memorable quotes that has become a running gag in the series is “FEEEEET!” which alludes to his unusual fascination with feet.

Listen to the song below regarding his foot fetish:

Additionally, Mort’s religious affiliation is depicted as Jewish. A notable flashback reveals a young Mort receiving Hanukkah gifts from his grandfather, suggesting a traditional Jewish upbringing.

Mort also identifies as non-binary, further accentuating the complexity of his character. He boasts a physical peculiarity that allows him to rotate his head 180 degrees anticlockwise.

With an age upwards of 50 years, Mort may appear older than he feels. In the episode “Daddy Julien,” Mort takes offence when called “old,” retorting with a low, peeved tone, “I’m not really THAT much older.”

In a shocking revelation in the episode “Revenge of the Prom,” it is hinted that Mort suffered sexual abuse at the hands of Grammy Mort, which eventually led to her absorption.

Despite these tumultuous aspects of his life, Mort has shown immense talent in several fields. He has exhibited exceptional skills in money management, art, and playing the organ. He also has a peculiar habit of referring to his tail as Rodney.

Mort also exhibits vorarephilia, an erotic fascination with the idea of being consumed or consuming another. This unusual interest manifests in the show through Mort’s frequent desire to be eaten.

The complexities of Mort’s character don’t end there; his family tree and history also raise quite a few eyebrows. It’s worth noting that Mort has been married 14 times, with 12 of his wives remaining unnamed and having passed away. You might be wondering about the circumstances of their deaths and their identities. While we don’t have substantial evidence to delve into these mysteries, based on Mort’s peculiar interests and past, one might harbour suspicions about the nature of these relationships.

So, now that the veil has been lifted from Mort’s fascinating character, what are your thoughts? Has your perception of this seemingly adorable fuzzball been altered? Perhaps you now appreciate the complexity of his character, or maybe you’re left feeling a little unsettled. Whatever the case, Mort’s character certainly contributes to the richness and diversity of the ‘All Hail King Julien’ show, making it an all-time favourite for many.

What do you think about Mort? Still, feel the same about this little ball of fuzz?