food unionisation parody

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Breaking: Avocados Form Union, Demand Toast Royalties

Shaun Zietsman August 6, 2025

In a bold move, avocados have unionised and are demanding royalties for every slice of overpriced toast...

Shaun Zietsman

I’m The Something Guy, the human behind the screen and the slightly odd brain responsible for everything you’re reading here. I write curious, playful pieces about pretty much anything that catches my attention, from genuinely informative ideas to the wonderfully strange corners of the internet. The point is simple. Every post should be interesting, a little unexpected, and worth your time.