If you’ve ever dreamt of a world where Fast and Furious meets the psychedelic haze of marijuana, look no further than the Evil Bong franchise. This mind-bending collection of nine films is packed with wild adventures, wicked humour, and enough smoke to leave you feeling higher than a kite. So, grab your favourite munchies, fire up your trusty bong, and join us on this far-out journey through the twisted world of the Evil Bong series.
The Evil Bong (2006):
Our pot-fuelled adventure begins with the original film, where we meet the titular Evil Bong, Eebee. This wicked weed machine lures unsuspecting stoners into smoking from it, trapping their souls in an alternate dimension called the Bong World. It’s up to Alistair, Larnell, Bachman, and Brett to save their souls from this sinister contraption. With a dash of horror, a pinch of comedy, and a whole lot of THC, this film sets the tone for the rest of the series.
Evil Bong 2: King Bong (2009):
The ganja gang returns in this sequel, in which they venture deep into the South American jungle in search of a cure for their post-Eebee symptoms. What they discover is King Bong, an ancient, powerful bong that’s as evil as Eebee. With the help of their old friend, Eebee, they must vanquish the new foe in a high-stakes battle of good versus evil.
Evil Bong 3: The Wrath of Bong (2011):
In the third instalment, an alien bong crash lands on Earth, intent on world domination. The boys join forces with their old nemesis, Eebee, to save the planet from a fate worse than being sober. With a new cosmic twist, this chapter takes the stoner madness to new heights.
Evil Bong 420 (2015):
What happens when the Evil Bong universe crosses paths with the Gingerdead Man? Pure, unadulterated mayhem, that’s what! This crossover film sees the gang battling the murderous Gingerdead Man in a weed-themed amusement park. It’s a wild, weed-fuelled ride you won’t want to miss.
Evil Bong: High-5! (2016):
Eebee is back with a vengeance, turning a local strip club into her personal Bong World. Our heroes must team up once again to free the strippers’ souls and put an end to Eebee’s wicked ways. High-5! is the perfect blend of humour, horror, and hazy hijinks that will leave you craving more.
Evil Bong 666 (2017):
The series takes a demonic turn in this instalment, as the boys unwittingly unleash a powerful demon known as Beelzebud. In an unholy alliance, Eebee and the Gingerdead Man join forces to help our heroes save the world from eternal damnation.
Evil Bong 777 (2018):
The psychedelic action continues in the seventh chapter of the saga, where the gang finds themselves in the hedonistic city of Las Vegas. With Sin City’s soul at stake, our heroes must face off against a trio of Evil Bongs, including Sexy Hell, as well as the dastardly Gingerdead Man. It’s a high-rolling, smoke-filled adventure that’s sure to leave you on the edge of your seat.
Evil Bong 888: Infinity High (2020):
In this penultimate instalment, our heroes face their greatest challenge yet: an Evil Bong with the power to manipulate time and space. As they embark on a thrilling journey through alternate dimensions, the gang must uncover the secrets of the Infinity High before it’s too late. Packed with mind-bending visuals and high-stakes action, Evil Bong 888 pushes the limits of the franchise to new heights.
Evil Bong 999: Galactic Smokeout (2021):
The final chapter of the Evil Bong series takes us on a cosmic adventure like never before. With Eebee and the Gingerdead Man joining forces, the gang finds themselves stranded on a distant planet, where they must battle intergalactic Evil Bongs to save the universe from total annihilation. As they race against time, our heroes must rely on their wits, their courage, and the power of the puff to defeat the final foe and bring an end to the Evil Bong franchise.
BONUS: The Gingerdead Man and Evil Bong Crossover: A Match Made in Stoner Heaven
When the Evil Bong and Gingerdead Man universes collided, it created the ultimate stoner dream team. The Gingerdead Man, a wickedly mischievous cookie brought to life through a bizarre accident, finds himself in a haze-filled battle against our heroes from the Evil Bong series. Their wickedly hilarious alliance showcases the perfect blend of sinister shenanigans and mind-altering madness. This crossover event combines the best elements of both worlds, amplifying the humour, horror, and hazy hijinks that have made each franchise a cult classic. So, grab your bong, whip up some gingerbread cookies, and get ready to immerse yourself in the delightfully twisted universe where the Gingerdead Man and Evil Bong come together to create an unforgettable cinematic experience.
There you have it, my fellow stoners: the ultimate high-speed adventure that is the Evil Bong series. With nine films filled with laughter, terror, and enough ganja-fuelled escapades to make your head spin, this franchise truly is the Fast and Furious for the pot-loving crowd. So, whether you’re a long-time fan or a curious newcomer, roll one up, sit back, and prepare yourself for the wild ride that is the Evil Bong universe.
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